i’m writing smut and i re-read this and realize it rhymed and laughed for like 5 years because i thought about if someone made dr. seuss smut
There was a moan and groan and lot of white goo. Young Philip said “Oh Daniel. I do love you.”
As he grabbed him below, he felt him grow thicker.
“Slower,” he said. “Or else I’ll cum quicker.”
With a shout and a scream daniel did cream all over the wooden floor spreading from window to table to door.
Philip all coated in cum said “But Daniel we are not yet done”
Daniel smirked, and young Philip blushed.
He opened his mouth to speak but was immediately shushed.
“Don’t speak,” he ordered and, for him, Philip did yearn.
“Sit back and relax because it’s my turn.”
One Dick Two Dick Dan’s Dick Phil’s Dick, a story by the Phandom.
And then with a moan and a movement so quick
Dan started to ride Philip’s disco stick
A shout from young Daniel told Phil he had got him
He chuckled and whispered, “And they think that I bottom”
what is this fandom
#forever obsessed with his acting choices in this film #even his cockiness in the beginning has a worryingly unstable edge #completely blind to anyone other than himself but steve #just riding the edge of the wave of his handsomeness and charm #a boy about to go to war who’s never known anything but being the shining light of his own life #and then he goes tumbling into the dark #look at that face; those eyes
i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us
oh come on Orwell was only off by about 30 years, that is not that bad
I’m calling it now.
I see great things ahead for this guy.
I cannot stop reblogging this.
He’s retiring after Game of Thrones. Sorry to bust your bubble